This Just IN......
It seems that "White AL" Is not only....
a "Habitual Rhyme/Swagger Biter"...
Key Word (BITCH)......
He Is In fact.......
A "RACIST BASTARD"!!!!!!!!....
WHITE RAPPERS ARE OUT........
RAGED BY HIS ...
RECENT STATEMENTS!!......
It Appears that this "Sorry Fukka"....
Was in deed dumb Enough.....
to Get Caught...
Saying the most Hypocritical, ...
Down Right ....
Ignorant.... most shit since...
Whitney..Houston said that.....
"Bobby Brown was the.....
"King of R&B"...
(yeah that's Rocks and Blunts)..LOL..
This Rat Bastard...
Has Set Us back as minorities by...
50yrs..
Online White Rappers are indeed...
OUTRAGED.....
Steve Rifkind and Rich Walkup....
Phones are blowing the fukk up!!
Someone get this nicca a rope to...
hang himself...he is as ugly as....
"Bridgette Nealson & Flava Flav"...
In Fact we uncovered he(White AL)..
is The "Luv Child"
of the now Defaunt couple.....
HOT DAAAMN!!!!.....
And to make Shit worse....
The Victim of said foolery...
Miss Judi Jetsunn (A Female...
Emcee)...has been Called A...
"Saltine" and "Nabisco"...by White AL...
What A Racist Bastard!!!......
After futher Analysis....
Our Resident....Mind Consultants....
All Agree this fukka is Extremely...
Confused....He Needs to
Change his name to Black AL....
Scratch that....the Black population..
on Loud.com refuse to take blame...
for this Confused Fukka!!......
They Say "Hell No.....
we Aint gonna take the Blame...
for this Bullshit..."he" aint Black....
no how!!".......
He Is currently on the loose....
He calls himself the "Marksmith"....
Yup!..As you all Know...
That Aint Even a fukkin Word......
Sources from Hoodz...
All over the globe have never Heard...
of such Shit!....Even Jesse Jackson...
was Quoted as Saying..
"I make Up Words too...But this....
"Marksmith" Shit is Rediculous!"....
And In Other News.......
Phoeynx.."the Yard Bird"....
as been I.D.'ed as....
The Bandit of Dunkin Hines's Brownie Recipe.....
The Local Authorities have been in..
search of said recipe for numerous years....
In fact the officer that discovered...
the stolen Brownie Recipe...
did so by lifting one of her ....
fat creases and It was tattoo'd to her back...
she is currently being Sued by....
Dunkin Hines as well as Popeyes..
in connection with the Stolen truck load of chicken...
She is being held In The Fulton Co. Jail until trial...
No Bond will be set due too the Judge's statements....
"This Blob of a woman is in fact an
Extreme Menace...
to the Food Industry"....
When Asked for her Formal Statement she simply replied....
"It's the Oder baby...Business over Bullshit"....
She was working in cahoots with...
the "Keebler Elf"....the "Muffinman",
..and "Churches Chicken" to dominate
the food industry......
Well Hold ya horses!!!!!!!!!.....
We have recieved news....
that Phoenyx has also
been I.D.'d as the "Cereal Killer"...
in the latest 1st degree Brutual
Murder of "Footloops" and "Corn Pops"...
The "Rice Crispy's" "Snap"...
and "Crackel" were a bit Brused up..
But "POP" got fukked up...
Waay beyond recognition!!!...
to were he was practically,....
unidentifyable....
Dental Records were used in his Autopsy......
The Authorities searched the Murder scene... and......
a Big spatula sized spoon was retrieved...
and Was positively I.D. 'd as the murder weapon...
5 greasy fingerprints belonging to....
Phoenyx "The Yard Bird"......
were found on the spoon....
Stay tuned for futher details......
JUST SLIDIN THRU B. WHATS BEEN GOOD?!?
WHAT UP DAK?!? YEAH THAT SHITS FUNNY NOW
BUT I WAS MAD AS HELL WHEN IT HAPPENED.
HEY YO DAK! IF YOU GET A CHANCE CHECK OUT MY NEW RAP, RANDOM PISS, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. I JUST WENT THRU THAT SHIT LAST WEEK...DW
