Michael Scott is Watered Down: actor/rapper/devout communist/sometime Japanese martial artist, and aspiring Hindu saint, struggling to create free hip hop in the free market economy. He meditates daily, spits mad science constantly, and occasionally does a few push-ups.

"After listening to your music i feel the way you do when you've sunbathed for a really long time and just when u can stand it no longer you slide into the pool..... and it feels so good and you feel so sexy!!!!!"

-Katherine Harlton

"the stuff this guy says.... its all poignant and groundbreaking. Its like I'm at some kind of all-important ground breaking ceremony! and judge Judy is there!"

-Ashton Catherwood